must've run all day again

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Vibrating Norwegian horse box full of sea-cucumbers

and now my car dies

oh yeah
i got fired
that sucked.
but not really
last month of rent paid up
phone bill only thing looming over my head
so although for the moment i am unemployed i am not in dire financial straits

so i may have procured another job at el walmart
in el toy department
if i can just get past that damned background check
its been almost two years since i lost my position in the garden center due to misunderstandings
twas not a bad job
actually kinda liked it
i wonder if working with toys is a damper on el maturity

BICYCLES!
i mean.. being 21 rocks
too bad about the lack of fundage
but perhaps its a good thing
been drunken a bit much over the last couple weeks
my brain is gettin bitch slapped
and again, i forget too much

but it is good to have friends to remind you of the good times
that are often forgotten

like remember the time
with the thing
that was so funny i wet myself

so i guess the plan is
as soon as i am financially able
(2-3 months)
i will be hopping a plane and relocating
to the sunnier climes of sweet Hawaii
there to engage in spiritual congress with my left leg
and i cant wait

and today i recieved a call from my long lost amanda
6 weeks is quite a time
and it sounds like she used every minute of it

BAD A!

in other news yesterday my apartment manager starts bangin on my front door. when i answer, somewhat bewildered she informed me that she had just chased away a group of kids who were going through cars with a garbage bag and stealing stuff
at 4 in the afternoon
ofcourse they had to get my sweet ass car as well
but sorry kids
nothing in my car worth stealing
although they did take the liberty of spraying a dab of shaving cream (wtf) on my passenger seat

lil bastids
cant believe how scandalous these mehicans can be at such a young age

luckily the trunk was locked
where for now i am keeping the last box of annas stuff
until i recieve adequate fundage to send it on its merry way

and it has come to my attention that i dont know enough to decide what i am or should be